Some of the students who traveled with us to Galveston were just enamored with Jonathan and loved the fact that they could play on words with our last name. After J broke the sledgehammer during one work day the guys started thinking of Chuck Norris quotes for him. This is what just got posted on the facebook group for our trip under the same title as this post:
Jonathan Manz, doesn’t hit a house with a sledgehammer, he hits a sledgehammer with a house. Even Better, Jonathan Manz can break a sledgehammer just by looking at it.
When Jonathan Manz hits the brakes, he breaks those brakes.
Jonathan Manz doesn’t mow the lawn, he intimidates it until the grass has no self esteem and cuts itself.
When Jonathan Manz gets in his truck, it automatically increases its horse power by 100%
Jonathan Manz sweats Pspolanking.
Jonathan Manz recently had the idea to sell his sweat as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
If Jonathan Manz says its not gonna rain, Mother Nature will be afraid to differ.
(Written by Uri Farkas, one of the Bolivian students on our trip)
Jonathan's calander goes from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Jonathan Manz.
ReplyDeleteJonathan Manz's house doesn't have doors, just walls that he walks through.
Jonathan Manz broke his leg and still walked it off.
Dustin
Enjoy:
ReplyDeleteJonathan Manz can lead a horse to water and make it drink.
Jonathan Manz does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Jonathan Manz goes killing.
They once made a Jonathan Manz toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
Jonathan Manz has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks under his bed for Jonathan Manz.
If there were a nuclear holocaust, all that would remain are cockroaches, Twinkies, and Jonathan Manz
Dustin
My roommate, some friends, and I have had a blast finding and coming up with these.
ReplyDeleteJonathan Manz can sneeze with his eyes open.
Jonathan Manz destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Jonathan Manz can kill two stones with one bird.
When Jonathan Manz was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
When Jonathan Manz falls in water, Jonathan Manz doesn't get wet. Water gets Jonathan Manz.
Jonathan Manz doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Jonathan Manz is Jonathan Manz.
Jonathan Manz has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1993 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades, a Monopoly Get Out of Jail Free card and a green #4 card from UNO.
Jonathan Manz once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Jonathan Manz played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Jonathan Manz.
Do you know why Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors? Because Jonathan Manz doesn't like Fudge Ripple.
Jonathan Manz is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Jonathan Manz’ glare will liquefy your kidneys.
Dustin