Heath-ism: Goggles

Conversations with a toddler before 7:30am today:

L: Heath, what do you want to wear today?
H: Um, my dump truck shirt and black pants and black socks...
L: Ok
H: ..and goggles.
L: (perplexed look) what do you mean goggles?
H: Goggles. To keep me warm.
L: But your clothes will do that.
H: (lifting up his pj shirt) but I need to keep these warm (pointing at his nipples).
L: Your shirt will keep your nipples warm.
H: But I need to wear goggles like Mama.
L: Do you mean Mama's bra?
H: um, ya, uh-huh- to keep my nipples warm.

He has a friend in school that wears toddler glasses that look like goggles, here I was way off track thinking he wanted to dress like that friend today! :)